If Film Studios Developed Videogames

Screenwriter John August writes something for the "funny cuz it's true" category:

Puzzle Farter needs a love interest, someone who can match him toot for toot. We think Rachel McAdams would be perfect.

Also, players need to be able to select gender, so as not to eliminate the gay gamer demographic.

So the question becomes: is this why most movie games are dreadful?